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«If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.»
Author: Frank Zappa
(Composer, Guitarist, Satirist, Song Writer)
| About:
Education
| Keywords:
college, get laid, laid, library, The Library
«Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not»
Author: Frank Zappa
(Composer, Guitarist, Satirist, Song Writer)
| About:
Ignorance
| Keywords:
charm, stupidity
«The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own»
Author: Frank Zappa
(Composer, Guitarist, Satirist, Song Writer)
| Keywords:
amount, cult, cults, Cult of the, estate, estates, real estate, The Cult
«Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.»
«My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can»
«It would be easier to pay off the national debt overnight than to neutralize the long-range effects of our national stupidity»
Author: Frank Zappa
(Composer, Guitarist, Satirist, Song Writer)
| Keywords:
debt, effects, national, neutralize, neutralized, neutralizes, neutralizing, overnight, paid off, pay off, range, ranged, ranging, stupidity, The Long, The National, The Range
«You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer»
Author: Frank Zappa
(Composer, Guitarist, Satirist, Song Writer)
| About:
Country,
Society
| Keywords:
airline, airlines, beer, football, football team, helps, nuclear, nuclear weapon, nuclear weapons, team, weapons
«The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced»
Author: Frank Zappa
(Composer, Guitarist, Satirist, Song Writer)
| About:
America and Americans
| Keywords:
badly, enforced, enforces, enforcing, Laws, nation state, randomly, States, the United States, united, United States
«Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.»
Author: Frank Zappa
(Composer, Guitarist, Satirist, Song Writer)
| About:
Politics
| Keywords:
branch, branched, branch out, entertainment, entertainment industry, industry, The Industry
«Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.»
Author: Frank Zappa
(Composer, Guitarist, Satirist, Song Writer)
| About:
Art
| Keywords:
out of nothing, selling
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