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«Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humor is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude.»
Author: Frank Muir
«The thinking man's crumpet.»
Author: Frank Muir
«There will always be critics of the potato because it is lowly and humble, ... But it still represents $2 billion of revenue a year in the state of Idaho -- and thousands of jobs.»
Author: Frank Muir
«Some breakfast food manufacturer hit upon the simple notion of emptying out the leavings of carthorse nose bags, adding a few other things like unconsumed portions of chicken layer's mash, and the sweepings of racing stables, packing the mixture in little bags and selling them in health food shops.»
Author: Frank Muir
«In other states, they're passionate; they're not embarrassed by their agricultural roots.»
Author: Frank Muir
«It's becoming more and more the choice to feed starving countries.»
Author: Frank Muir
«Wouldn't it be ironic that the very year the World Potato Congress is bringing all these international visitors, we take famous potatoes off our plates?»
Author: Frank Muir
«Most of our sales are domestic. However, we are trying to expand our export business and have been very successful the last three years.»
Author: Frank Muir

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