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«The most common error made in matters of appearance is the belief that one should disdain the superficial and let the true beauty of one's soul shine through. If there are places on your body where this is a possibility, you are not attractive - you»
«I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.»
«Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soy beans»
Author: Fran Lebowitz
(Humorist, Writer)
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People
| Keywords:
beans, Inhabitants, Natural Disasters, soy, underdeveloped
«Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.»
«Notoriously insensitive to subtle shifts in moods, children will persist in discussing the color of a recently sighted cement mixer long after one's interest in the topic has waned»
Author: Fran Lebowitz
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
cement mixer, discussing, insensitive, mixer, notoriously, persist, shifts, waned, waning
«London - A place you go to get bronchitis»
«Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing»
Author: Fran Lebowitz
(Humorist, Writer)
| Keywords:
axe, bread, nourishing, sliced, slices, slicing
«Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.»
Author: Fran Lebowitz
(Humorist, Writer)
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bearable, broadcast, broadcasting, broadcasts, disk, disk jockey, due to, jockey, jockeys, not allowed, not due, radio, radio news, The News
«Polite conversation is rarely either.»
«The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.»
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