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«Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.»
Author: Evan Esar
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Statistics
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definition, figures, producing, reliable, unreliable
«Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.»
«Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it»
«A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.»
«[Anger is] the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.»
Author: Evan Esar
«The quizzical expression of the monkey at the zoo comes from his wondering whether he is his brother's keeper, or his keeper's brother»
«Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.»
«All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a rich widow»
«Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.»
Author: Evan Esar
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