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«I've decided life is too fragile to finish a book I dislike just because it cost $16.95 and everyone else loved it. Or eat a fried egg with a broken yolk (which I hate) when the dog would leap over the St. Louis Arch for it.»
«Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated.»
«You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.»
«Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.»
«Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me. It's gossip.»
«I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
| About:
Mind
| Keywords:
blow, blow up, brain, computer, facts, go on, human mind, overload, overloaded, theory
«If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
| About:
Football
| Keywords:
declared, football game, Football games, games, legally, row, watches
«A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.»
«I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.»
«I will buy any creme, cosmetic, or elixir from a woman with a European accent.»
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