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«My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.»
«I never saw him blow a sketch. But he was quite self-contained. It was hard to write collaboratively with him. You'd write a piece and he would change it to what he knew he could do brilliantly. He was modest, never ambitious or pushy, but he knew what he did well.»
Author: Eric Morecambe
(Comedian)
«I am playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order.»
Author: Eric Morecambe
(Comedian)
«Sometimes it worries me. I feel something's got to give. I know what Harry Secombe meant when he said he's worried that one day the phone will ring and a mystic voice will say, 'Thank you, Mr Secombe. Now can we have it all back?'»
Author: Eric Morecambe
(Comedian)
« Ralph looked down at 10 pounds of extra him that wasn't there last Christmas. In five months he had put on all this weight.»
Author: Eric Morecambe
(Comedian)
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