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«But seriously, I think overall in the scheme of things winning an Emmy is not important. Let's get our priorities straight. I think we all know what's really important in life ? winning an Oscar.»
«I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
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Childhood
| Keywords:
Coming Home, factory, gloved, gloves, kid, Ten Years Later
«Nothing says holidays, like a cheese log.»
«Yeah [I'm thirty-six], but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to watch a thirty-six year old woman, so they decided to make me thirty-two. Much more appealing somehow.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
| Keywords:
appealing, old woman, The Show, thirty-six, Thirty two, yeah
«I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, ''Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.''»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
| Keywords:
asparagus, chalkboard, cream, Ellen, Ellen DeGeneres, out front, restaurant, soup, stand up
«[My cat, Ethel, is an indoor cat] but somehow she's sneakin' out at night. 'Cause the other morning I found a stamp on her paw... I wouldn't have noticed myself, but I just bought this new black light and she passed right under it and I said, 'Hey, what's that on you paw?»
«The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.»
«For me, it's that I contributed, ... That I'm on this planet doing some good and making people happy. That's to me the most important thing, that my hour of television is positive and upbeat and an antidote for all the negative stuff going on in life.»
«I think I let go of the need for approval, ... It certainly feels good when you get it, but I used to be more desperate for it. Once I felt better inside about myself ... I could do everything based on how I want to do things.»
«Come on, if you don't win tonight it doesn't mean you're not a good person, it just means you're not a good actor.»
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