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«[Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour] and then they start dropping and they don't stop dropping until the act is completed. So it's not uncommon that they both fall all the way to the ground, hit the ground and both of them die. That's how committed they are to this. I thought to myself, 'Boy, don't we feel like wimps for stopping to answer the phone.' I don't know about you, but if I'm one of these two birds, you're getting close to the ground... I would serioulsy consider fakin' it.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
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«I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.»
«I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. 'Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2.'»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
| About:
Yoga
| Keywords:
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«Our egos tells us we're the only ones that have any kind of feelings. We're the only ones with a relationship. We're the only ones with family. You know, I think that if you kill a spider, there is a relationship that you're ruining. There's a conversation going on outside with the other spiders. 'Did you hear about Chris?....Killed yeah....Sneaker. And now Stephanie has nine hundred babies to raise all alone. Well, she's got her legs full I'll tell you that right now. Chris was so kind, wouldn't hurt a fly. It's just been tough for them lately. They just lost their web last week. Those humans think they're so smart. Let them try shooting silk out of their butt and see what they can make.'»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
| Keywords:
babies, butt, butted, butting, butts, butt in, Chris, egos, humans, human relationship, killed, lately, legs, let fly, let us know, Nine hundred, one shot, raise, Right Now, ruining, shooting, shootings, silk, silks, smart, sneaker, spider, spiders, The Only Ones, tough, web, week, yeah
«I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.»
«And we certainly don't have full conversations on cellphones. You know? Usually the reception is so bad, but it's only bad on your side. The person talking to you has no clue...They're just rambling on and on. You've got your finger jammed in your ear, you're shushing people on the streets. You're ducked behind a dumpster so you can hear about your friend's new hair cut. 'What about the bangs are they shorter?!?...Are the bangs shorter?!?...THE BAAANGS!!!»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
| Keywords:
bad person, banged, banging, bangs, bang out, clue, clues, clue in, conversations, cut short, ducked, Dumpster, ear, finger, hair, hair cut, jammed, jams, On and On, ramble, ramble on, rambling, reception, receptions, shorter, Short Cuts, talking to, The Streets
«Oh she tripped?....Nooo, she's running. I thought she tripped but she's running. She stopped running, she did trip. You tripped!!!»
«The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the type of shows we had then, like The Flying Nun.»
Author: Ellen DeGeneres
(Actress, Comedian)
| About:
Drugs
| Keywords:
coincidence, coincidences, flying, hallucinogenic, hallucinogenic drugs, nun, Nuns, sixties, The Sixties, type
«You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.»
«I'm on the patch right now. Where it releases small dosages of approval until I no longer crave it, and then I'm gonna rip it off.»
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