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Letter "E" » Eddie Izzard Quotes
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«Excuse me, do you have a pencil?»
«He was a genius. To think all these years on his comedy is still making us laugh»
«Father, bless me for I have sinned, I did an original sin? I poked a badger with a spoon.»
«Everyone fucking lies! When we were kids, we lied our heads off! -I didn't do it! I was? I wasn't? I was dead at the time! I was on the Moon! With Steve!»
«You killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym!»
«You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!»
«It'd be fantabulous»
«There's something weird, something phenomenally dreary about Christian singing. The Gospel singers are the only singers that just go crazy, joyous and it's fucking amazing! And it's born out of kidnapping, imprisonment, slavery, murder, all of that - and this joyous singing!»
«But puberty was? well, before puberty, at school, I didn't tell kids I was a transvestite ?cause I thought they might kill me with sticks, you know?»
«It all bottomed out with the Renaissance Period. Ren-ais-sance. That?s Renaissance, FRENCH for ?re-birth?. Re-nais-sance. And that?s why most of the Renaissance happened slap bang in the middle of Fr?Italy.»
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