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«You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.»
Author: Earl Wilson
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bills, handwriting, neatly, prescription, prescriptions, typewriting, typewritten
«This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.»
«One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.»
Author: Earl Wilson
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blood pressure, climbing, Get High, high blood pressure, high pressure, molehill, molehills, mountain climbing
«Somebody figured it out / we have 35 million laws trying to enforce Ten Commandments.»
Author: Earl Wilson
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enforce
«Middle Age - Later than you think and sooner than you expect»
Author: Earl Wilson
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middle age
«If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.»
Author: Earl Wilson
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Say It
«He's an honest man - you could shoot craps with him over the telephone»
«The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election.»
«Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she's attractive to the opposite sex.»
«Always remember, money isn't everything -- but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.»
Author: Earl Wilson
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