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«Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.»
Author: Drew Carey (Comedian) | About: Funny, Hate, Humor, Jobs | Keywords: as a group, bar, barred, barring, called, group, grouped, grouping, group A, hate, job, jobbing, meet, Oh He, on the job, say-so, support, support group, the bar, The Group
«You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither»
Author: Drew Carey (Comedian) | About: Funny, Sex | Keywords: neither, sex
«I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?»
Author: Drew Carey (Comedian) | Keywords: costume, costumes, costuming, Halloween, The Mirror
«someone once said that there'd be no wars if women ran the world..... well that's a load of crap.. i'm sure that no one would start a fight for no reason if women ran the world...»
Author: Drew Carey (Comedian)
«I had no problem going into retirement mode, ... I do what other retired guys do. I putter around the house and travel.»
Author: Drew Carey (Comedian)
«Most of America gets it.»
Author: Drew Carey (Comedian)
«That's the great thing about having your friends around you, ... I've known these guys forever. I really enjoy their company just as people. You couldn't ask for a better work environment.»
Author: Drew Carey (Comedian)
«I didn't see it coming, ... But Comedy Central wanted to do it and will air all 13 shows that we did. That's why I'm going out on this tour. If the show wasn't picked up, I would probably be flying off to a sporting event or something in October. I wanted to take a couple of years off, but that will have to wait because of the show and the tour.»
Author: Drew Carey (Comedian)
«The laughs are honestly bigger, ... They are the kind of unexpected belly laughs you get with your friends during conversation.»
Author: Drew Carey (Comedian)
«I can't think of a worse place to be, without a passport, without any money, ... Then you'd be really screwed.»
Author: Drew Carey (Comedian)
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