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Letter "D" » Dr. Gregory House Quotes
«Be home by midnight or you can't have the car this weekend.»
«[To Cameron at Christmas]Candy canes? Are you trying to mock me?»
«I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.»
«[To Foreman]Her leg hurts after running six miles. Who knows? Could be anything.»
«Less money is made by biochemists working on a cure for cancer than by their colleagues struggling valiantly to hide steroid use.»
«Treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.»
«[To Dr. Cuddy]What's with hiring a male secretary? J-Date not working out?»
«[To Cameron, Chase and Foreman]Talk to Cuddy. She's got me going into Mercer State Prison, Capital Sentences Unit. She's trying to impress her new sex-retary.»
«[House is eating lunch while sitting next to a patient in a coma] He doesn't mind, I asked.»
«[Talking to a patient about suing doctors] It's ironic, isn't it? Sort of like the boy who sued wolf... you know, I bet we have a doctor named Wolf. How perfect would that be? I'm gonna page him.»

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