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Letter "D" » Dr. Gregory House Quotes
«You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a... [pauses] I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor.»
«I'm a little busy - gettin' my drink on.»
«[Houses' patient has just collapsed]This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!»
«Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.»
«[After running into a waiting patient holding a cup full of a yellow liquid] He peed on me!»
«[Trying to get Cuddy to leave the room by admitting malpractice] So there I was, in the clinic, drunk, so I opened the drawer, closed my eyes, grabbed the first syringe I could find...»
«[To Dr. Foreman, who has a famous patient's Do Not Resuscitate order] And hang onto that DNR... it could be worth a lot of money real soon.»
«I am the doctor who's trying to save your son's life. You're the mother who's letting him die. Clarification- it's a beautiful thing.»
«Fascinating story. Did you think about adapting it to the stage?»
«[Answering Newsweek's phone call about Dr. Charles' condition] In my opinion, Dr. Sebastian Charles is an idiot! Yeah, you can quote me... C-U-D-D-Y.»

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