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«There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be familiar with the feeling.»
Author: Douglas Adams
(Writer)
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«What's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water»
Author: Douglas Adams
(Writer)
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«The story goes that I first had the idea for THHGTTGalaxy while lying drunk in a field in Innsbruck»
«If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.»
Author: Douglas Adams
(Writer)
«Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get there. They often wish that people would just once and for all work out where the hell they wanted to be.»
«The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led them into it in the first place.»
«Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we'll do it because it's brilliant nonsense.»
«I am fascinated by religion.That's a completely different thing from believing in it.»
Author: Douglas Adams
(Writer)
«No, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.»
Author: Douglas Adams
(Writer)
«Without a god, life is only a matter of opinion.»
Author: Douglas Adams
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