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Letter "D" » Douglas Adams Quotes
«The Answer to the Great Question Of.....Life, the Universe and Everything.....(is) Forty-two.»
«He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.»
«I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.»
«There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.»
«We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem.»
«In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.»
«'This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.'»
«I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.»
Author: Douglas Adams (Writer) | Keywords: dead, reasons, spending, tax, year
«If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.»
«The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair»

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