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«If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?»
Author: Doug Horton
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destination, destinations, in line, line, scramble, scrambled, scrambles
«Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.»
«If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.»
Author: Doug Horton
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smells
«Love is a given, hatred is acquired.»
«First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.»
«Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.»
«When all is lost, ask the I.R.S. -- they'll find something.»
«Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.»
Author: Doug Horton
«Action cures fear, inaction creates terror.»
Author: Doug Horton
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inaction
«Death is the final wake-up call.»
Author: Doug Horton
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