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Letter "D" » Don Dusart Quotes
«I towed a couple down the mountain to Auburn and they gave me five different credit cards and none of them were any good. They didn't have any money.»
Author: Don Dusart
«I pulled up to the gate and a car pulls in behind me and five guys were getting out saying they wanted the car back. They got rude.»
Author: Don Dusart
«I went to tow one guy and he said to me that a CHP officer told him it would be OK for him to trade an old sleeping bag for the tow. There are some really weird things that go on.»
Author: Don Dusart
«My business is so important to me and I'm devoted to the CHP. I don't want to miss their calls.»
Author: Don Dusart

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