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«It will let you know if it's bodily fluid from a man, a woman, or both mixed together. If they're mixed together and it wasn't from you, you know there's a problem. You can go further with that if you have to.»
Author: David Vitalli
«But we don't push that on our clients. We're not looking to rip anybody off. You know if you're sleeping with them or not.»
Author: David Vitalli
«We had a guy who bought a BMW for his wife on a Tuesday. She went out on Friday night, came back at 3 a.m., and acted funny all weekend. He took the car back to BMW and had the seat taken apart and sent to us for testing - and he caught her.»
Author: David Vitalli
«There are semen tests out there, and some of them work, some of them don't. The light will even read subcutaneous bruising on corpses - this is serious stuff.»
Author: David Vitalli
«So what if it's not really patented, who cares!»
Author: David Vitalli
«There's a lot of people accused of cheating who are not, and this kit can prove that. However, there's a flip side to that coin.»
Author: David Vitalli
«If your husband calls you and says he's going to be an hour late, comes home at 3:30 in the morning saying his car broke down and his pants aren't dirty, you might want to test him.»
Author: David Vitalli
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