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Letter "D" » David Rakoff Quotes
«I am neither spontaneous nor ready for anything.»
Author: David Rakoff
«looks me up and down and dismisses me with the not super-kind, 'What can you write that hasn't been written already?'»
Author: David Rakoff
«He's absolutely right, I have no idea. I can but try. The only thing I can come up with at that moment is that Lagerfeld's powdered white ponytail has dusted the shoulders of his suit with what looks like dandruff but isn't. Also, not yet having undergone his alarming weight loss, and seated on a tiny velvet chair, with his large doughy rump dominating the miniature piece of furniture like a loose, flabby . . . muffin overrisen from its pan, he resembles a Daumier caricature of some corpulent, inhumane oligarch drawn sitting on a commode, stuffing his greedy throat with the corpses of dead children, while from the other end he [excretes] huge, malodorous piles of tainted money. How's that for new and groundbreaking, Mr. L.?»
Author: David Rakoff

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