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Letter "D" » David Letterman Quotes
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«And hold on, I'm sure they're pissed off about something.»
«Grizzly Man.»
«BET-Tonight.»
«I just thought it was phenomenal. It reminded me of what an influence John was?how strong an influence he was not only in popular music but in culture, and how much we miss him. He was a remarkable writer. He'd do catchy so you loved the song right away, then the second time you would hear more of it. Let's face it: the more you listen to his music, the more you hear. I'm still learning things when I hear his songs.»
«Here's what the kids get. They get free McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Chicken for a year, and 52 six-packs of Pepsi. And I'm thinking, well, actually, it might be healthier if they were taking steroids.»
«[Jay Leno said the Federal Emergency Management Agency head recently appeared at his doorstep and said,] I'm here for the earthquake damage you had back in '94. ... The Bush administration is getting ready to ignore it.»
«For 30 years, he glimmered to a soft steady brilliance, and to those who got here too late to witness the genius of television»
«such wit, charm, intelligence and grace.»
«Welcome to the Late Show. I am so glad you people are here, because last night what an awful audience, oh, my God. Remember those people? What a horrible audience, and I hate talking about people when they're not here, but God, I thought it was the Bush administration, because [they] were so slow to respond. ... Late Show With David Letterman.»
«You're just a kid. You're 15 years old and like a world-class golfer, not a professional yet, but soon I would guess.»
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