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Letter "D" » David Letterman Quotes
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«Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between!»
«For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.»
«President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?»
Author: David Letterman
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«I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.»
«In the debate Bush appeared confident, he appeared relaxed, he appeared calm. That's right, he's drinking again.»
«Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.»
«Overall Bush's European trip has been an overwhelming success. Not once has he gotten separated from his group.»
«Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?»
«I guess we're all excited that President Bush announced his nomination to the Supreme Court - John Roberts. Bush searched far and wide before he made the risky choice of a white guy in his 50s,»
«The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that they were wrong.»
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