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«I started losing power steering oil with about five laps to go and I couldn't see where I was going.»
Author: Danny Johnson
«When we put on this uniform, we know what we have to do,»
Author: Danny Johnson
«It's not going to do any good for the pumpkin crop this year. They're already gone, you might say. They're powerful smaller and everything. Apples? It's too late to do anything with apples this year. They have done their cycle of growing.»
Author: Danny Johnson
«Golden delicious this time of year should be just as yellow as it can be. It's just as green looking as it can be. It's got a wonderful flavor. It's just as flavorful as it can be, but it doesn't have any looks. It doesn't have any color.»
Author: Danny Johnson
«Apple prices probably not going to be any different. And a smaller apple has always been said to be a little sweeter. The apples may not be as appealing to the person who wants to get a big apple and bite it, you know, and have the juice run down their chin. They'll just have to bite two little apples and have the juice run down their chin. And that'll be a little sweeter then. That juice'll be a little bit sweeter.»
Author: Danny Johnson
«It's been dry so it's made some wonderful wine. Of course most of our wines are done with fruit. The same thing happens there. If it's a sweeter fruit it makes a little bit better wine. So it's been a good year for making wine.»
Author: Danny Johnson
«They patted me down. They took my wallet. They took my money I had in my pocket and they took the pizza. They didn't hurt me or anything but they jumped in the car and took off.»
Author: Danny Johnson
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