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Letter "D" » Dan Castellaneta Quotes
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«Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.»
«Don't mess with the dead, boy, they have eerie powers.»
«Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something?»
«Oh, so they have internet on computers now!»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
| About:
Internet
| Keywords:
Computers, internet, Internet in
«And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power, the cleanest, safest energy source there is. Except for solar, which is just a pipe dream.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
cleanest, especially, nuclear, nuclear energy, nuclear power, pipe, piped, pipe dream, pipe in, piping, safest, solar, solar energy, thankful
«You know Moe, my mom once said something that really stuck with me. She said, `Homer, you're a big disappointment', and God bless her soul, she was really onto something.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
bless, disappointment, mom, moms, onto, Something Big, stuck, stuck with
«OK, son. Just remember to have fun out there today, and if you lose, I'LL KILL YOU!»
«Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose.»
«Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
ask for, cookie, cookies, dear, for anything, for dear life, for the first time, freeze, gratitude, milk, O.K., offering, ok, The Deal, the gods
«Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.»
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