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«Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | About: Funny | Keywords: An elf, ELF, elves, Eskimo, Eskimos, Lisa, make-believe, vampire, vampires
«Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | About: Computers, Humor | Keywords: press
«I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: actually, paid, paid off, pay off, write off
«Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: And One, one to
«Kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: As Far, concerned, daddies, daddy, kids, murderers, potential
«Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy's boat!»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: boat, guy, sitting, stuff
«This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: donut, donuts, fruit, in the middle, purple
«It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: eight, fit, fit in, juggle, juggled, juggling, managed, pregnant, somehow, troubled
«All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: all right, get by, panic, panicked, panics, selling
«Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: come up, Kent, prove
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