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«Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: prove, remotely
«I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: normally, praying, superman, supermen
«And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: hitting, turned
«God bless those pagans.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: bless, pagans
«Go ahead and play the blues if it'll make you happy.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: blues, go ahead, The Blues
«I won't lie to you, fatherhood isn't easy like motherhood»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: fatherhood, motherhood
«I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: motivational, picked, skills
«In this house, we OBEY the laws of thermodynamics!»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: law of thermodynamics, obey, thermodynamics
«Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: kids
«Ah, beer, my one weakness. My achilles heel, if you will.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta (Actor, Writer) | Keywords: Achilles, beer, heel, heeled
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