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Letter "D" » Dan Castellaneta Quotes
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«What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?»
«When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.»
«Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.»
«Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.»
«Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
juries, jury, jury duty, prejudiced, races, trick
«Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.»
«If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing.»
«Where is Bart, anyway? His dinner is getting all cold and eaten»
«The code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy to be a man. Let's see. Don't tattle. Always make fun of those different from you. Never say anything, unless you're sure everyone feels exactly the same way you do.»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
| Keywords:
boy, code, coded, coding, exactly, make fun, rules, Say Anything, schoolyard, tattle, The Code, The Rules
«What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.»
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