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Letter "D" » Dan Castellaneta Quotes
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«Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!»
«Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the bible.»
«I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.»
«I want to shake off the dust of this one-horse town. I want to explore the world. I want to watch TV in a different time zone. I want to visit strange, exotic malls...I want to live, Marge! Won't you let me live?»
«Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English»
«Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family»
«Ignore the boy, Lord.»
«Operator! Give me the number for 911»
«I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.»
«If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such»
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