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Letter "D" » Dan Castellaneta Quotes
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«It is better to watch things then to do them.»
«If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers»
Author: Dan Castellaneta
(Actor, Writer)
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announce, announces, announcing, lotteries, lottery, numbers, quiet, Quiet Life, This Life
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