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«A telephone survey says that 51 percent of college students drink until they pass out at least once a month. The other 49 percent didn't answer the phone.»
Author: Craig Kilborn
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«Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with 'Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein.'»
Author: Craig Kilborn
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«George W. Bush even stopped in Pennsylvania to try his hand at the lotto and gave up when he could only think of the numbers 4 and 17»
«Did you see the statue topple? Bill Clinton got nostalgic seeing something that big in a beret go down.»
«President Bush spent last night calling world leaders to support the war with Iraq and it is sad when the most powerful man on earth is yelling, 'I know you're there, pick up, pick up.»
Author: Craig Kilborn
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bush, calling, Iraq, Iraq and, pick up, President Bush, The War, yelling
«In Massachusetts, scientists have created the first human clone. The bad thing is that in thirty years, the clone will still be depressed because the Boston Red Sox will still have not won a World Series.»
Author: Craig Kilborn
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Bad Thing, Boston, clone, depressed, Red Sox, SOX, Thirty Years, World Series
«Clinton said he feels safe in Harlem. It's the only place in the state Hillary is scared to look for him after dark.»
«Strange medical news from Pakistan: A man had a successful organ transplant with a dog. They gave the man a do's organ. In a related story today, Keith Richards was seen chasing a mailman.»
Author: Craig Kilborn
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chasing, Keith, Keith Richards, mailman, medical, organ, organ transplant, Pakistan, related, Richards, transplant, transplanted, transplants
«John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.»
«Yesterday Jerry Springer bowed out of the Ohio Senate race. He said, 'If I can't run the most embarrassing campaign in America, then I'm out of here.'»
Author: Craig Kilborn
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bowed, campaign, embarrassing, Jerry, jerry springer, Ohio, senate, senate race, springer
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