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«If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| About:
Life
| Keywords:
fruity, juice, juiced, juices, juice up, lemons, lemon juice, life-giving
«Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can be a successful politician in this country even if English is your second language.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| Keywords:
apparently, Arnold, bush, inspired, politician, President Bush, proved, second language
«Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. Scientists say they found it at a party, talking way too loudly.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| Keywords:
alcoholism, announced, gene, locate, located, locates, locating, loudly, scientists, The Gene, very loudly
«Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day now. The toys can talk and are interactive, so they can be easily distinguished from Star Wars fans.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| About:
Movies
| Keywords:
Any Day Now, apparently, distinguished, fans, high tech, interactive, stores, tech, toys
«CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. When asked what it was like to talk to a crazy man, Saddam said, 'It's not so bad.'»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| Keywords:
anchor, anchored, CBS, CBS News, Dan, Dan Rather, dictator, Hussein, interviewed, interviewing, interviews, Iraqi, Iraqis, Saddam, Saddam Hussein, The Interview
«President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| About:
Presidency
| Keywords:
attend, awkward, baseball card, bush, Canada, cards, President Bush, pulled, pull off, reportedly, summit, summits, the President, trade
«Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing actually said that when the movie finally began, they started crying. Mainly because they realized that it's 22 years later, and they still haven't lost their virginity.»
«The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we go to war with Iraq. However, the prime minister of Canada said he'd like to help, but he's pretty sure that last time he checked, Canada had no army.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| Keywords:
army, Canada, Canadian, Canadians, checked, continues, go to war, Iraq, minister, Minister of, prime, primed, Prime Minister, prime ministers, Prime Minister of, prime time
«In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from wearing pants that fit too low. However, there is lots of opposition from the plumber' union.»
Author: Conan O'Brien
(Writer)
| Keywords:
ban, banned, Cleveland, legislation, opposition, pants, plumber, plumbers
«Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is gay. In a related story, Ricky Martin's attorney has been hospitalized for exhaustion.»
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