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Letter "C" » Chuck Palahniuk Quotes
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«What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.»
«You could stab a knife right through my heart and you?d be too late.»
«For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose . . . watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.»
«You ever wonder if Adam and Eve were just the puppies God dumped because they wouldn't house-train?»
«Only when we eat up this planet will God give us another. We'll be remembered more for what we destroy than what we create.»
«If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes...»
«It?s only in drugs or death we?ll see anything new, and death is just too controlling.»
«The thing about sex is no matter how much you crave it, you can forget it.»
«The problem in this case was you just can?t be a middle-aged virgin in America without something be wrong with you. People can?t conceive of a virtue in someone else that they can?t conceive in themselves. Instead of believing you?re stronger, it?s so much easier to imagine you?re weaker. You?re addicted to self-abuse. You?re a liar. People are always ready to believe the opposite of what you tell them.»
«The magic of sex is it?s acquisition without the burden of possessions. No matter how many women you take home, there?s no storage problem.»
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