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«Much like rock 'n' roll, school shootings were invented by the black man and stolen by the whites,»
Author: Chris Rock
«Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. We own this shit. Basketball, baseball, football, golf, tennis, and as soon as they make a heated hockey rink we'll take that shit too.»
Author: Chris Rock
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African American,
Sports
| Keywords:
basketball, black people, dominate, heated, hockey, in the United States, population, rink, shit, sports, Take That, tennis
«If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's twenty-six and looks twenty-six, she's damn near fourty.»
«A white boy that makes C's in College can make it to the White House»
«Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank; we can all sell drugs. Being a pimp is a whole other thing.»
«Have you been watching American Idol? They have Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul judgin' the singin. Paula Abdul?! Gettin' Paula Abdul to judge a singin' contest is like gettin' Christopher Reeve to judge a dance contest!»
Author: Chris Rock
| Keywords:
Abdul, American Idol, Christopher, Christopher Reeve, contest, idol, Paula, Paula Abdul, reeve, Reeves, Simon, Simon A, Singin
«Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special.»
«Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did soda first. But no one counts that. Maybe they should. The soda connection is clear. Why isn't a presidential commission looking into this? Or at least some guys from the National Carbonation Council.»
Author: Chris Rock
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addiction, carbonation, commission, commissioned, Commissions, Commission on, connection, council, junkie, junkies, presidential, soda, The National
«Aw, man, they gave 'em the Oscar on stage. Next they're gonna give the Oscars in the parking lot. It'll be like a drive-through Oscar lane. You get an Oscar and a McFlurry and keep on moving.»
Author: Chris Rock
| Keywords:
keep on, lane, lanes, On Stage, Oscar, Oscars, Oscar I, parking, parking lot
«I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!' »
Author: Chris Rock
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