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«I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butchers word for it.»
Author: Chris Farley
«In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.»
Author: Chris Farley
«Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it's a neighborhood story.»
Author: Chris Farley
«Everybody understands that something has got to be done about this, ... I knew I had to do something.»
Author: Chris Farley
«Let me tell you why I suck as a sellman....»
Author: Chris Farley
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«We couldn't register everybody. I'm thrilled by just the number of people here. The running community has really come together.»
Author: Chris Farley
«My first vision for this race was that maybe 500 people would show up. So thank you guys. This is awesome.»
Author: Chris Farley
«His records did better after he got out of jail then they did before he went to jail. It helped his career.»
Author: Chris Farley
«He faces some serious jail time,»
Author: Chris Farley
«I called James. He's a customer, one of our best customers actually. And I said, 'What about doing a 5K to benefit the people down there?' and he was all over it. He went to LSU. He is the draw of the race. He was on CNN [on Thursday] morning talking about the race. Everybody's been behind the cause.»
Author: Chris Farley
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