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Letter "C" » Carl Reiner Quotes
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«He's doing nothing different except not going to work. His life is still the same.»
Author: Carl Reiner
«[The first line in his book is this:] My mother didn't try to stab my father until I was six. ... You're entitled to be a lot crazier than you are.»
Author: Carl Reiner
«We were all up there, Dick and Mary and Rosie and Larry Mathews and I looked around and I said, inadvertently, 'Look at this, we could do a show,' »
Author: Carl Reiner
«I'm signing the letter that says, let's be quiet when he gets his award and just sit there. I think it's very sad that this man is being honored and the people he destroyed are never going to have a chance to be honored.»
Author: Carl Reiner
«I'm 83 years old. Rock music I understand. Rap music I'm just about to understand. But you guys I will never understand. What were you as kids?»
Author: Carl Reiner
«Can someone please explain to me what that was all about?»
Author: Carl Reiner
«One of the things performers worry about is who you follow. But if I can't top what I heard in the last hour. ... There wasn't one iota of humor! You guys are so serious.»
Author: Carl Reiner
«[Intel promoted the dual-core processors as] The Processor With Two Brains ... The Man With Two Brains.»
Author: Carl Reiner
«If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game.»
Author: Carl Reiner
«Can someone please explain to me what that was all about? I was backstage and didn't hear one iota of humor during that entire presentation.»
Author: Carl Reiner
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