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«I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman.»
Author: Bruce Baum
«I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'»
Author: Bruce Baum
«We had no local representation whatsoever. They just said this is what?s good for the listeners.»
Author: Bruce Baum
«Our listening interests are very different from the interests of the Central Valley or East Bay.»
Author: Bruce Baum

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