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«You know, I'm a television personality. It's not like I'm a famous hooker or something!»
Author: Brett Somers
«Am I sounding better or am I just getting used to my voice?»
Author: Brett Somers
«I think it's a wonderful experience, particularly if you are younger, because you can use all of this stuff you learn in cabaret. One of the reasons I love cabaret is the freedom. It's absolutely marvelous. It's great... that real freedom of being able to do anything you want. You can do five minutes on pantyhose.»
Author: Brett Somers
«Back then, we wore our own clothes. There were no stylists. I would wear the same pants with different tops because nobody saw what I was wearing on the bottom. Tops! Tops! Tops! And yes, I wore wigs! So don't ask me! And Betty White was nude!»
Author: Brett Somers
«My musical director, Mark Cherry, is the most wonderful person who ever lived on God's good green Earth. He's my director, he does the arrangements. Really, he does everything - including certain janitorial chores!»
Author: Brett Somers
«Only the old people write me in longhand!»
Author: Brett Somers
«I've just learned more about the human body than anyone would ever care to know.»
Author: Brett Somers
«In fact, people have been very complimentary about my act and very tolerant of my singing ability.»
Author: Brett Somers
«I had to give up martinis - I enjoyed them too much.»
Author: Brett Somers
«God, did that put a white streak in my mother's hair! I mean, I ran away from home before it was chic to do such a thing.»
Author: Brett Somers

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