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«Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.»
«My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.»
Author: Bob Hope
(Actor, Comedian)
| Keywords:
bees, birds, liar, my father, steady, The Birds, twenty, twenty one, woodpecker, woodpeckers
«Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.»
«I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.»
«I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people»
«I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.»
Author: Bob Hope
(Actor, Comedian)
| Keywords:
benefits, blow, for all, hereafter, religions, Technicalities, technicality
«Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.»
«When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.»
«The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.»
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