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«Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.»
Author: Billy Crystal | About: Men, Sex, Women | Keywords: have sex
«When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.»
Author: Billy Crystal
«Change is such hard work»
Author: Billy Crystal | About: Change
«This guy was so large, he had his own climate.»
Author: Billy Crystal | Keywords: climate, This guy
«Gentlemen, start your egos.»
Author: Billy Crystal | Keywords: egos
«The reason we are together is because she puts lead in my shoes and doesn't let me fly off the earth. And it's always been that way.»
Author: Billy Crystal | Keywords: lead-in
«I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.»
Author: Billy Crystal
«I had a dream that Connie Chung is doing a newscast about my death and they show a clip from Soap.»
«People thought this would be an award show -- but we couldn't get anybody to open up the envelopes. I've been backstage at a lot of rock concerts, and I've never seen musicians run away from white powder before!»
«Bill don't go, it's OK, we love you.»
Author: Billy Crystal

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