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«If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?»
«I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be.»
Author: Billy Connolly
(Actor)
| Keywords:
insecurities, outweigh, outweighing, outweighs, securities
«The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards.»
«I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless.»
«My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.»
«I've always liked it here. Part of me is Irish. . . . My family comes from the west coast, so whenever I come to Ireland I get a wee tingling in my heart that I'm where I belong.»
«I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little.»
Author: Billy Connolly
(Actor)
«I'd always been scared of people with tertiary education and high intellects in case they found me wanting. I thought they viewed me as just a welder who knew a few jokes.»
Author: Billy Connolly
(Actor)
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higher education, intellects, in case, just in case, scared, Tertiary, viewed, welder
«I'm famous for my bottom dances, but you'll only see my bum and willy if you raise a million pounds within an hour.»
«I don't believe in angels, no. . . . But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.»
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