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«A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be a bunch of ground down, rounded, indistinguishable stumps, missing their wrappers and smudged with other colors. Sometimes life seems unbearably tragic.»
«There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.»
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«Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better to do but drop by and instigate wacky adventures? Why aren't my conversations peppered with spontaneous witticisms? Why don't my friends demonstrate heartfelt concern for my well being when I have problems? ...I gotta get my life some writers.»
«I'M SIGNIFICANT! screamed the dust speck.»
«Why should I have to WORK for everything?! It's like saying I don't deserve it!»
«I learned about what I love. Imagination, deep friendship, animals, family, the natural world, ideas and ideals ... and silliness.»
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«To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible.»
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«There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!»
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«There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.»
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«If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 minutes, than it's probably not worth knowing anyways.»
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