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«A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.»
«The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine»
«The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas»
«The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does.»
«I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant.»
«Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.»
«Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a salary you dreamed of as the culmination of your career»
«It's hard for the modern generation to understand Thoreau, who lived beside a pond but didn't own water skis or a snorkel.»
Author: Bill Vaughn | Keywords: pond, skis, snorkel, Thoreau
«Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.»
«Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.»

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