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Letter "B" » Bill Maher Quotes
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«The IRS is auditing the NRA. I haven't had this much trouble picking sides since the Iran-Iraq war.»
«That's right. It turns out we've all been taking relationship advice from the fat middle-aged, bald guy who drives a Ferrari!»
«I think religion is bad and drugs are good.»
«Well, that's exactly the wrong attitude. That is not the attitude they had in World War II. Your attitude is that freedom means you can do whatever you want whenever you want it, and that sacrifice is somehow un-American. ... But the idea that we should also be defensive about our flaws and weaknesses and our vulnerabilities is ridiculous.»
«We sit by and watch the Barbarian, we tolerate him; in the long stretches of peace we are not afraid. We are tickled by his irreverence, his comic inversion of our old certitudes and our fixed creeds refreshes us; we laugh. But as we laugh, we are watched by large and awful faces from beyond: and on these faces there is no smile.»
«Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to become the wiser person we became.»
«We're always on a tightrope. We're trying to put together people who don't make sense to be together, talking about issues that are sensitive and controversial. We're mixing dangerous chemicals on a nightly basis.»
«Now I've got to get the computer fixed to get my goddamn windows up,»
«People say I'm into black women. Robert De Niro is into black women. I'm just into women who are real, and they happen to be black.»
«President Bush was on the ground all day today - you saw him there hugging the starving and touring the devastated area,»
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