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Letter "B" » Bill Maher Quotes
«That?s why I don?t have a religion. I don?t want to have to say that, okay, I agree with everything a guy says.»
«Like it or not, we?re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.»
«I think what's dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.»
«Abstinence is a perversion.»
«The younger generation is supposed to rage against the machine, not for it. They're supposed to question authority, not question those who question authority.»
«Clinton could have done a better job with the hurricane while having sex.»
«I think religion is bad and drugs are good.»
«Doctors said that the test most commonly used to screen for colon cancer doesn't go far enough. They're recommending a procedure that involves photographing the entire colon. I say, don't vie CBS an idea for another reality show.»
«Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'»
«The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have the support now of Britain and Spain for our attack on Iraq. You know, when you want to make it perfectly clear to the world that you're not an imperialist, the people you want in your corner are Britain and Spain.»

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