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Letter "B" » Bill Maher Quotes
«We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.»
«Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?»
«The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough.»
«But isn't there something wrong when I'm the ONLY guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?»
«I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.»
«A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out.»
«kids- there has to be some penalty for sex!»
«George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every book.»
«President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn't a Nazi, he wouldn't have any credibility with conservatives at all.»
«Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.»

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