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«I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don't know, and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . . Enjoy your evening. See, I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurling back to reality . . . You're dead too.»
«Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?»
«I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative. I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.»
«How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy.»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
base, LSD, news, positive thinking, scare, superstition, tactic, tactics, worthy
«I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
agreeing, blink, blinked, blinking, blinks, drugs, evolution, expressed, facilitate, facilitated, most popular, naturally, O.K., ok, our planet, planet, popular, Right Now, speed, speed up, starts
«It's just a ride and we can change it any time we want. It's only a choice. No effort, no work, no job, no savings and money, a choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your door, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
All of Us, buy off, buy time, closing time, guns, locks, ride, Right Now, savings, The Big Money, work off
«One of my big fears in life is that I'm gonna die and my parents are going to come to clean out my apartment and find that porno wing I've been adding on to for years.»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
adding, apartment, clean, clean out, porno, The Apartment, The Apartments, wing
«Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts; that's their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm. . . . Sounds like . . . every commercial on television, doesn't it?»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
artistic, commercial, court, courted, courting, definition, essentially, HMM, merit, pornography, sexual, sounds, supreme, Supreme Court, television
«I don't do drugs anymore... than say, the average touring funk band.»
«People ask me what I think about that woman priest thing. What, a woman priest? Women priests. Great, great. Now there's priests of both sexes I don't listen to.»
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