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«God help me. I'm so tired. I need my sleep. I make no bones about it. I need eight hours a day, and at least ten at night. . . .»
«Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
black eye, paint, spray, spray paint, television, third eye, watching
«No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth: I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.»
«Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children.»
«I'll show you politics in America. Here it is, right here. 'I think the puppet on the right shares my beliefs.' 'I think the puppet on the left is more to my liking.' 'Hey, wait a minute, there's one guy holding out both puppets!'»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
| About:
Comedy
| Keywords:
hey, holding, In America, liking, puppet, puppets, puppet show, right here, shares, the left
«We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.»
«I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
abide, abided, abide by, Abide With Me, in truth, wherever
«I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage.»
«Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
a bit, bit, marijuana, naturally, our planet, planet, The Law, unnatural
«Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
beneath, denial, drugs, drug use, hallucinogenic, hallucinogenic drugs, see through, thanks
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