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«A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a fucking cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant.»
«They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
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«Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
«If you don't think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD's and burn them.»
«We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.»
«It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.»
«I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your fuckin' mouth.»
«I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.»
«The worst kind of non-smokers are the ones that come up to you and cough. That's pretty fucking cruel isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance too?»
«I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.»
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