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«I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself into the audience and adjust my pace and tuning to them. I can get into their heads through their ears and through their eyes. Only through this total communication can I really achieve what I'm trying to do.»
«Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.»
Author: Bill Cosby
(Actor, Comedian, Producer)
| About:
Family,
Fathers
| Keywords:
fatherhood, pretending, rope, soap
«A father . . . knows exactly what those boys at the mall have in their depraved little minds because he once owned such a depraved little mind himself. In fact, if he thinks enough about the plans that he used to have for young girls, the father not only will support his wife in keeping their daughter home but he might even run over to the mall and have a few of those boys arrested.»
Author: Bill Cosby
(Actor, Comedian, Producer)
| Keywords:
arrested, arresting, arrests, boys, Boys Will Be Boys, daughter, deprave, depraved, depraves, Keep On Running, mall, malls, owned, run over, The Father, The Mall
«Fatherhood is telling your daughter that Michael Jackson loves all his fans, but has special feelings for the ones who eat broccoli.»
Author: Bill Cosby
(Actor, Comedian, Producer)
| Keywords:
broccoli, fans, fatherhood, Jackson, Michael, Michael Jackson
«If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.»
Author: Bill Cosby
(Actor, Comedian, Producer)
| About:
America and Americans
| Keywords:
bewildered, defeated, fathering, New American, The New American
«My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.»
«My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.»
Author: Bill Cosby
(Actor, Comedian, Producer)
| About:
Childhood,
Family
| Keywords:
fatherhood, parenting
«You are well-educated and you look cute, but that's not going to cut it.»
«Give me 200 active 2-year-olds and I could conquer the world.»
«You can never give complete authority and overall power to anyone until trust can be proven.»
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