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«Fatherhood is helping your children learn English as a foreign language.»
Author: Bill Cosby
(Actor, Comedian, Producer)
| Keywords:
fatherhood, foreign language, foreign languages
«Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now that I have five children, my only hope is that they are all out of the house before I die.»
Author: Bill Cosby
(Actor, Comedian, Producer)
| About:
Children,
Immortality,
Poets
| Keywords:
all out
«When the child is twelve, your wife buys her a splendidly silly article of clothing called a training bra. To train what? I never had a training jock. And believe me, when I played football, I could have used a training jock more than any twelve-year-old needs a training bra.»
Author: Bill Cosby
(Actor, Comedian, Producer)
| Keywords:
article, Articles of, article of clothing, bra, bras, buys, clothing, football, jock, played, silly, splendidly, the article, train, training, twelve
«Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.»
Author: Bill Cosby
(Actor, Comedian, Producer)
| About:
Advertising
| Keywords:
advertising, clothes
«We're the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake such stupidity.»
«My wife and I have five children; the reason we have five children is because we do not want six»
«The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic.»
«Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.»
«And I was a physical education major with a child psychology minor at Temple, which means if you ask me a question about a child's behavior, I will advise you to tell the child to take a lap.»
Author: Bill Cosby
(Actor, Comedian, Producer)
| Keywords:
advise, ask me, child psychology, lap, minor, physical education, psychology, temple
«As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally, so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother named Russell, who taught me what was meant by survival of the fittest.»
Author: Bill Cosby
(Actor, Comedian, Producer)
| Keywords:
basket, coincidentally, eggs, fittest, named, Russell, so to speak, survival of the fittest, younger
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