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«Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.»
Author: Benny Hill
(Comedian, Humorist)
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complains, mean, nobody, parachutes, parachuting, perfect
«Roses are reddish/ Violets are bluish/ If it weren't for Christmas/ We'd all be Jewish.»
«Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.»
«I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.»
«The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.»
Author: Benny Hill
(Comedian, Humorist)
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A-bomb, Against All Odds, a million, a million times, bomb, bombs, odds, plane, time bomb
«Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.»
«Do unto others, then run.»
«Arthur.»
«I have a wild bunch of coconuts!»
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